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I’m not even a little Japanese. But I find myself full of racial indignation from this.
Seriously.
SERIOUSLY?
Shared because misery loves company.
Henry Rollins said, “I like the government, they protect me from the free market.” Sadly, nothing can protect us from people going to see Michael Bay movies. Transformers 3: Dark of the Moon pulled in 398 million dollars worldwide over the (in America long) weekend. Which is bad. Michael Bay has proven that he doesn’t care about plot, acting, story, narrative arcs or pretty much anything besides ass shots and explosions.
With those two pictures you’ve now seen every movie that Michael Bay is capable of making.
But he will make more. Despite being universally reviled, Transformers 3 managed to rake in almost half a billion dollars this weekend. There will be a fourth movie and it will be terrible.
I think Judgement Day DID happen on May 21st and we’re in the “Hell on Earth” portion of the post judgement.
I lied. That totally sucks.
Heather Williams is a local
Ok, that’s just too much shit, there’s no way someone can do all of that stuff and be good at it. It doesn’t even make sense. It’s just too much, TOO MUCH!
Sorry, back now.
Anyway, in the below video Ms. Williams lets you know how awesome she is by pretending to be Lita Ford while showing VHS footage of all the stuff she’s into. She also breaks Shredding Rule Number One by turning her back to the camera during the solo. Nice ass or no, you’re supposed to show off your tasty licks, not hide them.
Oh yeah, this is the good stuff.
Things I never thought I’d see include:
Well, 1 and 3 still haven’t happened, but 2 and 4 are here. See below as Kai, the above mentioned Asian hipster, is challenged to paint an innocent Nikon D90 “the company’s colors.” It is brilliant and terrible. This is the world of DigitalRev, a Hong Kong based camera store who’s blog apparently seeks to do for photography blogs what Top Gear did for automotive television shows. And bless ‘em for it.
Granted, some random blog from a former British territory isn’t going to have nearly the production values of The World’s Most Popular Automotive Programme. But the attitude is there. Ridiculous challenges? Check. Sarcastic reviews that are more entertaining than informative? Check. High entertainment value? Check.
I love this site.
The Mrs would like very much to have a small RV/conversion van for road trips. Such a conveyance would allow us to take all of our crap, plus all three dogs in relative comfort. Something that our current fake SUV does not allow (oh, we can take all of our crap, or we can take our dogs, but we can’t take the two).
There’s something appealing about this idea…especially if the van in question has six wheels, an all over Star Wars mural a kitchen and a water bed. Awwww yeah, bow down to the Battle Star van, y’all… (you do NOT want to miss pictures of the interior)
