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Mondays Suck..This Picture Doesn’t

Monday, September 12th, 2011

Mondays Suck…This Picture Doesn’t

Monday, September 5th, 2011

Mondays Suck…This Picture Doesn’t

Monday, August 15th, 2011

Mondays Suck…This Picture Doesn’t

Monday, August 1st, 2011

Mondays Suck…This Picture Doesn’t

Monday, July 25th, 2011

Mondays Suck…This Picture Doesn’t

Monday, July 18th, 2011

Mondays Suck…This Picture Doesn’t

Monday, July 11th, 2011

BFYTW: There Will Be a Transformers 4

Tuesday, July 5th, 2011

Henry Rollins said, “I like the government, they protect me from the free market.”  Sadly, nothing can protect us from people going to see Michael Bay movies.  Transformers 3: Dark of the Moon pulled in 398 million dollars worldwide over the (in America long) weekend.  Which is bad.  Michael Bay has proven that he doesn’t care about plot, acting, story, narrative arcs or pretty much anything besides ass shots and explosions.

With those two pictures you’ve now seen every movie that Michael Bay is capable of making.

But he will make more.  Despite being universally reviled, Transformers 3 managed to rake in almost half a billion dollars this weekend.  There will be a fourth movie and it will be terrible.

I think Judgement Day DID happen on May 21st and we’re in the “Hell on Earth” portion of the post judgement.

Mondays Suck…This Picture Doesn’t

Monday, July 4th, 2011

Mondays Suck…This Picture Doesn’t

Monday, June 27th, 2011

Kim Kardashian, tha patron saint of Mondays Suck…